Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
“I’m a horrible father”
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!
sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke
Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country
Right now I’m struggling to imagine all Representatives and Senates discussing the abortion law using the term “vajayjay”
If you cannot say “vagina” you shouldn’t be part of an abortion debate.
You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk